♥Menopause‏♥

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought
me a mood ring
the other day so he would be able to monitor my
moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When
I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big freaking red mark
on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.